MISSING TEACHER RAISES CONCERNS

When an H.C.A. Exec. / Sunday School Teacher and a Top Chemist / Side Kick both disappear at the same time some might think "kidnapped for ransom". If that had been the case, both wives stated, the guys would have to escape because they wouldn't pay anyone a penny. Others may think "Middle Age Crisis - High School Fantasy Road Trip". But we know gas is too high, its too hot, and more important their cars would get too dirty. Putting aside all the ugly rumors, I choose to believe with their credentials that these noble, patriotic, and fearless men were called out to discretely handle an anthrax attack at the request of the President. I'm convinced that what some may preceive as a suntan is really a chemical burn received while risking their lives to save some innocent little town from sure death. We wish them God's Speed regarding their recovery as they rest and regain their strength. After all, in this world today we never know when they must go again.

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